Lyrics

Everybody knows that Christmas time is a magical time of year.
But everybody also knows that with that magic comes an awful lot of bull shit.
Holidays bring the strain, causing pain, frustration by definition
Hang the lights, burning bright, never right, she’s suddenly got an opinion.
Overnight snow, buried in, late for work, my brother still has my shovel.
Dinner list, no dicks, mom’ll cry, fine he can sit by your uncle.
You wanna toss the tree and take the presents back, forget this Christmas crap before the heart attack
Cooler heads prevail, don’t need a Christmas fail step back and count it down.
A legendary man once said count backwards from 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1
I’m All Right, I’m All Right, I’m All Right. My leg hurts…but I can Christmas.
Christmas play, forgot the day, starts at 8, costume’s home in the closet
Screamin’ kids, flip their lids, pray for sids then one decides to vomit
Shop for gifts, snafu, what a zoo, oh Jesus, Mary and Joseph
Fur-less beasts, shopping feast, jump my line I just may leave here in handcuffs
You wanna slip the crowd, you wanna hit the brakes, you wanna cry out loud, you wanna lose the shakes
His words could save the day and get your bearings straight he’s got advice to give.
He jumped from a tree and lived, count backwards from 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1
I’m All Right, I’m All Right, I’m All Right. My leg hurts…but I can Christmas. I’m All Right, what a jackass,
I’m All Right, I got video to prove it, I’m All Right, I was the original, I’m All Right, I invented viral, I’m All Right, coming to a VCR near you, I’m All Right, Everybody, my leg hurts…but I can Christmas.