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    1. TREE JUMP GUY

    From the recording The 1st Annual Martin Carlton Stunt Special Christmas Album

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    TREE JUMP GUY
    by The 1st Annual Martin Carlton Stunt Special

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    Lyrics

    The music’s started, merry season is coming soon the world will have that Christmas glow
    As duty calls every dad’ll be jumping their kids demanding now in stereo
    I gotta kid just every other weekend he’s kind of odd and only ten years old
    He digs nostalgia collecting vhs movies the 80’s, 90’s and those old clip shows
    I asked him what he wanted for Christmas from the look he gave he knew right away
    He said his unsung hero never got his day, he wants a Martin Carlton tree jump guy posable action figure
    No problem, but I have just one question who is this guy and why’s he your hero?
    He broke it down clear as Christmas day with a dusty VHS video
    I hope my son is wise beyond my years coz’ I only saw a crazy home stunt show
    Some idiot guy with a loose ace bandage jumped from a tree and hit the ground below,
    My God this is who he wants for Christmas somebody tell me how did this 90’s video nut job make such an
    Impression on my 10-year-old son and how’d he get his own Martin Carlton tree jump guy posable action figure
    Take a seat Dad, hear me out Dad, he was a pioneer Dad put down the beer Dad, he had no support Dad
    He had a dream Dad, locked energy, Dad and no one showed him how to free it, Dad
    No one gave him time, Dad, or threw the ball, Dad he took a leap of faith, Dad, no one ever tried, Dad
    But he didn’t quit dad, you see we’re kids, Dad with maybe gifts, Dad, but for you it’s always inconvenient, Dad
    You still got a chance, Dad, just let us play, Dad don’t try to change our path, Dad, maybe join in, Dad
    Be there to guide us, Dad, or this crazy stupid stuff you see is all we’ll ever be, Dad
    I’m embarrassed to say he cut me quick today, I swore I’d never do that to my kids
    Egg on my face I sit here now I realize this Christmas year it’s time to make a change
    Yes, I’m a Dad but I was young once too and, seems I forgot all that I wanted to do
    I had some dreams and crazy aspirations my Dad was busy and he had no clue.
    But I know now what to do for Christmas open my mind up to my kid’s point of view.
    I’ll put more time in my son’s Christmas stocking this year I’ll get us
    Martin Carlton Tree Jump Guy Posable Action Figures, I’m gonna get us
    Martin Carlton Tree Jump Guy Posable Action Figures, For your kids go be a
    Martin Carlton Tree Jump Guy Posable Action Figure

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