Lyrics

Crazy fashions drop every holiday season Winter’s cold Chinese New Year turtlenecks are the reason
You can’t wait to show off our new Valentine’s undies everything springs green on Saint Patty’s Day lovelies
But my favorite fashion time of year bring me that ugly sweater Christmas cheer I want an ugly sweater Christmas.
Put it on – 3-D felines Christmas provincials Wear it proud - Ornaments, garland and bright twinkling tinsel
Put it on – You know I want to wear it every day, wear it proud – And now my ugly sweater’s here to stay
Some people say it’s kind of weird, but you can really comb Santa’s beard on my ugly sweater Christmas
I don’t need to see you in your new Easter bonnet, Cinco de Mayo, Mother’s Day, and just don’t get dirt on it
Red, white and blue summer groove Independence is rising Wife beater cut off shorts cause your summer is dyin’.
It’s around the corner, have no fear, get you some ugly sweater Christmas cheer I want an ugly sweater Christmas.
Put it on – Hands in place to ‘feel the joy’ – Wear it proud – One for every girl and boy
Put it on – Everybody wants to pull your antlers wear it proud – I’ve even seen one with a wine decanter
Boring solid colors they gotta go, cause embroidery’s not all they know I want an ugly sweater Christmas

The fall looms tall here so no white attire, Orange & black take ‘em back cause they fail to inspire
Indigenous bliss make the pilgrims medieval, Polyester print combos should be illegal
I want an ugly sweater Christmas put it on, I want an ugly sweater Christmas – Wear it proud
I want an ugly sweater Christmas put it on, I want an ugly sweater Christmas – Wear it proud
Show me your ugly sweater Christmas Put it on, Show me your ugly sweater Christmas Wear it proud