Lyrics

We’re the First Annual Martin Carlton Stunt Special and it’s Christmas time, what do you know
We’re the First Annual Martin Carlton Stunt Special and it’s Christmas time, so here we go.
We’ve got songs filled with that holiday spirit that you’ll love to hate
But they just might set the mood if luck brings you another date.
Now you’ve every right to get your ass uptight since he only jumped from a tree
This whole album could suck, But just wait and see
Did you come to see him jump from a tree again, you’re an idiot coz that was way back when
His stunt days and stupid ways have passed him by
So, we roll our eyes as we all wonder why he’s even here?
We’re the First Annual Martin Carlton Stunt Special and it’s Christmas time who’s ready for snow
We’re the First Annual Martin Carlton Stunt Special and it’s Christmas time somewhere I’m wearing a bow
There’s music is my bones, and I was left home all alone so I’d make up songs to right the wrongs
And while Halloween is my favorite holiday, same as you, I picked Christmas time for my mom
And though I know she’s gone, she got her Christmas on, I hope she’s watching over me
And glad her son’s no longer jumping out of trees
So, no Jingle Bells or Frosty melts to make you swoon, you’ll get some catchy tunes from a ranked buffoon.
Related to the dated stunt don’t pass it by, you may shed a tear, you may even cry for a refund
We’re the First Annual Martin Carlton Stunt Special and it’s Christmas time we brought rock n roll
We’re the First Annual Martin Carlton Stunt Special and it’s Christmas time Come on let it snow!!!
I wanna thank everybody for coming out and buying the album. Just to let you know I won’t be doing any stunts coz, well, it’s an album. There’s nothing to see here. What, do you wanna HEAR me fall out of a tree?
You sick bastards. Get a job, man. Fuck sake!